Goodness, it's late! We fully Faired today! According to our video doorbell, we left Woodhaven at 9:08am and returned at 11:08pm. On Day 9! We are on punchy fumes!
Since The Last Day of Fair tomorrow (my heart says BOO! My body says YAY!) will start a little early, we're going to do something a little different tonight. I present to you:
A Photo and Caption Parade of Today's Fairing!

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Because we waved our paddle around in last year's Junior Livestock Auction, we got invited to the JLA Breakfast this morning. We felt very fancy! It was held in a non-public "Hospitality" area behind the Big Air Conditioned Building. It was such a nice gesture even though we felt like total imposters. I need to buy me some Wranglers - and maybe a farm - if we go again next year. We ran into our neighbor who is a Fair Board member and is legitimately fancy with his lanyards and badges. We chatted Fair, parking, and Clydsdales.
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Food eating contests are a HOOT if you know people stuffing their faces. Today we knew most of a relay team attempting to eat 8 cheeseburgers. Although they came in last place, it was very entertaining watching them. I especially enjoyed watching Ali take her time eating her burgers even though it was a race. That comment deserves her pose in the photo. |
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We hung out in the Llama Greenway a few times, wistfully remembering how huge a part llamas once were in our Fairing. Things changed post-Covid and there just hasn't been a lot of energy or camelids the past few years. BUT! Our chats today with old and new llama friends have me bouncy with hope that grand days in the Llama Greenway are again on the horizon! YAAAAAY!!!!! |
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We were paddled up again for the Junior Livestock Auction! There were about a zillion and half pigs (actually 80ish) so it was a LONG day in the auction ring. Those poor Rabbit kids. They were last in the lineup after Poultry, Hogs, Beef, Goats, and Sheep. I wonder if there were any people and money left by the time it was their turn? We popped in and out while waiting for the kids we wanted to support to be called. No, we don't attempt to buy any animals. We do this thing called "Add Ons" which is basically just giving a kid extra money to say "Great job!" without having the responsibility to "process" and consume a whole pig or steer.
I chatted with one woman next to me who bought a whole bunch of chickens and turkeys. She said she used to do only add ons but last year things got a little out of hand and she and her husband bought a pig. I so desperately wanted the full story! The spontaneous pig purchase ended up being very expensive since they also had to buy a new freezer to put the meat in. I'm relieved to say today's paddle waving did not result in Rob and me needing to purchase any large appliances. |
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We had a list of a few kids we wanted to support based on interactions and parents. 4H Kids take note -- you NEVER know what random stranger you chat with will be impressed by your enthusiasm and will make a note in her auction program after you walk away so she can throw some money your way. In addition to our list, Rob gave me free rein to spontaneously wave my paddle for whatever inspired reason struck my heart. Like how ADORABLE are the ears on this black pig!? Cha-ching! |
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This kid was an excellent pig tapper. Not too hard, not too often, just enough to guide the pig where he needed to go. Cha-ching!
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This girl smiled at the crowd the entire time she was in the auction ring. Cha-ching! |
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A polka dotted pig!!! Cha-ching! |
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Passport Emergency! We are running low on Passports! YIKES! Rob and I spent an hour visiting a few departments and managed to find about 70 surplus fans. We might need to hunt more down tomorrow. We also landed on the idea of giving completed but unwanted fans to the many adults (typically middle-aged women) who just want the fan for cooling, not for playing. We have no idea how long today's recycled fans will last given tomorrow's forecast for mid-to-high 90s. Might be a long last day in the Gazebo. |
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I finally got to pet some animals! Not pictured: a bunny rabbit and a guinea pig. SO SOFT!!! I'm pretty sure the gal is staring at my milkshake earrings. I got lots of compliments on them. |
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We finally had a chance to check out the Cheese Department. The title of this intriguing diagram is "The equitable art of cutting cheese" Not even kidding. |
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We spent some time in the Poultry Barn where I tried to take artsy photos of chickens. |
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We attended the final round of the Tuff Trucks with a capacity crowd! Some friends were not able to join us because the entrances were closed. Clark County LOVES its dirt sports! |
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My friend Linda is a fellow Clark County Fair Fanatic. She was so kind to gift me some stickers and a pin she made! We bemoaned the continued lack of any Fair swag and compared notes on the swag we have made ourselves. Linda is my people. |
FAIR FOOD FEAST COLLAGE! |
Top Row left to right: Scrambled eggs, country potatoes, sausage, and biscuit and gravy at the JLA Breakfast. One of the nicest meals I have had in a long time -- and it had nothing to do with the food. Thank you, JLA!!
During the auction, 4H kids hand out free water and snacks! Very smart way to keep people's wallets from wandering away. I had forgotten how deliciously salty Fritos are!
Strawberry Peach Pear Smasher! My favorite this year!
Middle Row: After watching all the hogs in the auction ring, I was hungry! There's a dearth of bacon available on the Fairgrounds, so I had a ham and cheese sandwich from the Church Ladies Pie booth. Hit the spot!
Caramel apple from the fudge vendor inside the Big Air Conditioned Building. I impressed myself by not wearing any of the caramel! I hadn't had a caramel apple in years. SO good! And not nearly as messy as I feared.
Boysenberry and pineapple shave ice. Still loving the boysenberry! The pineapple was good but not a strong enough flavor. From the Hawaiian Shave Ice truck outside the Food Court to the east.
Bottom Row: That really tasty Lemon-Basil-Cucumber water again from the Raclette Cheese booth. I am going to have to try making this at home. I'm getting a little addicted to it.
I returned to the Mac Shack for the Fried Chicken Sandwich but this time without the mac and cheese since it was boring a few days ago. I was all set to devour the delicious fried chicken and was SO disappointed. They put some sort of thin cheese sauce on the chicken which made the crispy batter all mushy and all the spiced flavors disappeared. Annoyed, I didn't finish it. I could ask them not to put the sauce on, but I'm done trying to like this booth. I'll go elsewhere next year.
Anticipating that the milkshake barn will be closed when we leave tomorrow night, I got my favorite Strawberry Cookies n Cream as a penultimate fairwell snack. I was intending to enjoy it on the drive home, but I was done before we got into the car. Oops.
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3 comments:
Wait - when did I give you "free rein to spontaneously waive your paddle?" I don't remember that conversation...
It was when the phone rang.
Wave, not waive... punchy on fumes...
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