Here's one for Meg's scrapbook

Oh, my.

Today's edition of The Local Rag did not disappoint. Favorite headline, located on Page B5 in "The Horse Corral" section:

Champion horse meets dummy mount.

And now for an exquisite example proving that a picture truly is worth at least a thousand words:


(Full article and uncensored photo available upon request. Must be 21 or over.)