Things That Have Taken Me Nearly 40 Years to Learn

• Never twist and cough at the same time
• Any wine you like is a good wine
• Parents get smarter the older you get
• Never wear a mini-skirt when you get a pedicure
• If you find a great pair of jeans, buy two
• Never annoy the person cutting your hair or preparing your food
• Just because you can doesn't mean you should
• Mental state plays an enormous role in physical healing
• A mistake is only stupid if you make it more than once. Ok, twice.
• Make sure the person you marry is also your best friend
• Regularly backing up computer files is a really good idea
• Always leave room for dessert
• Character is how you act when nobody is watching
• You can never have too much Chapstick
• Happiness is a choice