Friday, August 1, 2025

2025 Clark County Fair! – Day 1

YOWZA! Being responsible for things at the Fair is a whole ‘nother world than just showing up, moseying about, assessing food offerings, and helping out here and there.

Around 5:00pm this evening, when Rob announced as I wilted in a chair in the Gazebo, that we only had 3 more hours to go until our shift was over, I laughed because I was certain he was joking. At that moment, on what felt like Day 4 of the Fair and not merely Hour 7, I questioned if perhaps my fairing days were coming to an abrupt halt. It turns out I was just hungry. PHEW!

Before we arrived at the Fairgrounds this morning 20 minutes before it opened, I had already pulled together and printed 40 copies of a departments cheat sheet that I never had a chance to hand out, updated and distributed the schedule spreadsheet to reflect overnight changes, designed and printed signs announcing a brief closure of the Gazebo for the Opening Day Parade, and volunteered to open up the Gazebo due to the current state of the Midway being described by Marketing Assistant Jenny as “bonkers!” She wasn’t wrong.

First time I have ever faired with a 
clipboard!

Rob and I spent about 4 hours before our afternoon shift in the Gazebo trying to do a lap around the Fairgrounds to see what was new. We never made it.

Instead, we entered the inner sanctum of the Prizes & Awards offices to get yet more Passport fans, scoured the Fairgrounds for 3 chairs we could commandeer for the Gazebo volunteers, toted a large tub of Beanie Babies down the Midway because Fair, and then disappointed the masses when we closed up the Gazebo (as two signs warned for hours) for the parade. When we reopened 45 minutes later, the pent-up demand for plastic dinosaurs and Beanie Baby bears was intense. A line stretched almost to the milkshake barn. It took nearly 30 minutes to get it cleared.

It was, in a word, bonkers.

We found these in a lonely corner of the
Big Air Conditioned Building. We DID
get permission to "repurpose" them.


Photo I sent to Jenny asking
permission to relocate 3 of these chairs.
It's now already a favorite photo of my
Fair Buddy.

Favorite Parade Photo.

Out of camera range: about this many more people
standing in line to the right. This was pre-parade.
I had absolutely zero capacity to take a photo
after the parade.

Perk of responsibility: rides in
Fair Golf Carts!  Weeeee!

I talked so much, at one point my voice started cracking like Peter Brady’s in that one episode. But in each interaction, I tried to be present, enthusiastic, encouraging, and helpful. FAIR!!!! I was indeed having a blast sharing my Fair with so many people – but it was a shock to the system. The system that had been lazing about most of the summer, just waiting to kick into Fair action. I hadn’t realized how different it is to work at the Fair instead of just attending it. Yes, big DUH. I just didn’t expect to feel it quite so quickly or acutely. I am sure by the end of the weekend, I will be adjusted. Or maybe even by tomorrow with a good night’s sleep…

I took a break in the 6:00pm hour to watch our insanely talented 17-year-old neighbor add more fancy ribbons to her collection. The 4H Fashion Revue is always one of my favorite events, as kids either sew their outfits or go shopping and thriftily assemble one. There are fewer participants as the years go on, but the event still never disappoints.

Karoline said the piped edges on the
straps were the hardest part of
sewing this dress. My mind
continues to be blown by her talent!

This gal purchased her dress from 
Forever 21 and looked much closer
to that age than I'm sure her parents appreciate.

She made that skirt! And was a PRO
at posing and twirling. 

After going through 2.5 days' worth of prizes, we finally closed down the Gazebo at around 8:30pm and got dinner. We realized that we really hadn’t had much opportunity to eat all day. BOO! That is NOT good fairing!! This will be rectified. ASAP.

We have the afternoon shift in the Gazebo tomorrow. We plan to arrive before lunch and eat a real meal instead of the snacking approach we unwisely followed today. Maybe I will even get to hand out my 40 cheat sheets I insisted were critical to print out this morning. Stay tuned!

 

Fair Food Feast Collage!

Clockwise from top left:

Strawberry Mango Smasher! My first of many! So happy to see 
my Smashers friends, too. I've missed them.

Good ol' fashioned Corn on the Cob. There's only one booth
selling regular corn. I doused this with butter, salt, and pepper
and squirted anyone within 5 feet of me. Also grateful my
Fair Bag includes dental floss.

Chicken Tender from the Lion's Booth. This was dinner and I
inexplicably only finished 1.5 of the two tenders. I snagged some
Sriracha from the Noodles booth to add to my Ranch dipping sauce.
Very tasty! Even if I'm still sort of burping...

Kettle Corn! This bag will likely last most of the Fair.
I needed a snack while Gazeboing. I wanted a milkshake, but
the Kettle Corn line was shorter. So good!


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