Rob’s reaction to this post will probably be his occasional comment, “I don’t believe I would have told that.” But this is something that has been bugging me for two weeks…and all of last season… and I simply must get it off my chest.
What the heck is up with Samantha Harris’s hair???
You don’t know who Samantha Harris is? Or you’re feigning ignorance so you don’t have to acknowledge your reality TV addiction? OK, fine. Samantha Harris is the co-host of “Dancing with the Stars.” There, I’ve said it. Yes, I watch “DWTS.” And “American Idol.” And “The Apprentice.” And “The Amazing Race.” I watch, I Tivo, I phone in my votes. Last year I even went to the “American Idols LIVE” concert when it came to Portland. I went too far with that last one, didn’t I, Rob?
So back to Samantha. She’s a perky young thing who does her best to provide color commentary and hard-hitting, post-mambo interviews with the likes of Cliffy from “Cheers,” that really stuck-up guy from “Beverly Hills 90210,” a former boy-bander from *NSYNC, Muhammad Ali’s daughter (she ROCKS!), and Leeza Gibbons. Samantha seems to take her fluffy cream-puff job very seriously, which I have to admire. Her hair, on the other hand, is a disaster. Her stylist obviously hates her because friends don’t let friends go on national TV week after week looking like one of those Barbie Style Heads tortured with a curling iron. Week after week, Samantha’s hair has these huge twirled-around-a-soup-can curls that nobody’s bothered to brush out. Perhaps there’s not enough time, what with all the spray-tanning the entire cast seems addicted to.
OH!! And did you catch Sanjaya’s ‘faux-hawk’ on “American Idol” last night?? Talk about distracting. I have no idea which song he butchered this week. I was too busy wondering when Bam-Bam was gonna show up.
What the heck is up with Samantha Harris’s hair???
You don’t know who Samantha Harris is? Or you’re feigning ignorance so you don’t have to acknowledge your reality TV addiction? OK, fine. Samantha Harris is the co-host of “Dancing with the Stars.” There, I’ve said it. Yes, I watch “DWTS.” And “American Idol.” And “The Apprentice.” And “The Amazing Race.” I watch, I Tivo, I phone in my votes. Last year I even went to the “American Idols LIVE” concert when it came to Portland. I went too far with that last one, didn’t I, Rob?
So back to Samantha. She’s a perky young thing who does her best to provide color commentary and hard-hitting, post-mambo interviews with the likes of Cliffy from “Cheers,” that really stuck-up guy from “Beverly Hills 90210,” a former boy-bander from *NSYNC, Muhammad Ali’s daughter (she ROCKS!), and Leeza Gibbons. Samantha seems to take her fluffy cream-puff job very seriously, which I have to admire. Her hair, on the other hand, is a disaster. Her stylist obviously hates her because friends don’t let friends go on national TV week after week looking like one of those Barbie Style Heads tortured with a curling iron. Week after week, Samantha’s hair has these huge twirled-around-a-soup-can curls that nobody’s bothered to brush out. Perhaps there’s not enough time, what with all the spray-tanning the entire cast seems addicted to.
OH!! And did you catch Sanjaya’s ‘faux-hawk’ on “American Idol” last night?? Talk about distracting. I have no idea which song he butchered this week. I was too busy wondering when Bam-Bam was gonna show up.
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